paying price

paying price by Emo_CutE_GiRl_ 2013/12/15 14:19
Now days this comedy at top....
William and Mildred decided
to celebrate their 40th
wedding anniversary with a
trip to Las Vegas. William
went to the front desk to
check them in while Mildred
stayed with the car.
As he was leaving the lobby,
a young woman dressed in a
very short skirt introduced
herself as Candie. William
brushed her off.
When William and Mildred
got to their room, he told
her that he'd been
approached by a prostitute.
"I don't believe you,"
laughed Mildred.
"I'll prove it," said William.
He called down to the desk
and asked for Candie to
come to room 1217.
"Now," he said, "you hide in
the bathroom with the door
open just enough to hear us."
Soon, there was a knock on
the door. Candie walked in,
swirling her hips
provocatively. "So, I see
you're interested after all,"
she said.
William asked, "How much
do you charge?"
"*125 basic rate, *100 tips
for special services."
William was taken aback. "*
125! I was thinking more in
the range of *25."
Candie laughed. "You must
really be an old-timer if you
think you can buy sex for
that price."
"Well," said William, "I guess
we can't do business.
Goodbye."
After she left, Mildred came
out of the bathroom. "I just
can't believe it."
William said, "Let's go have a
drink and forget it. "
Back downstairs at the bar,
the old couple sipped their
cocktails.
Candie came up behind
William, pointed at Mildred,
and said, "See what you get
for *25?"