This topic is closed. New Joke - LIC Agent: 'Sardar ji, aap policy le lo'.
Aapke bachchon ko paise milenge'
Sardar:'agar bachche na ho to?'
Agent:'aapki biwi ko milenge'
Sardar:'agar biwi na ho to?'
Agent:'Maa Baap ko milenge'
Sardar:'agar wo bi na hon?'
Agent:'Fir bhen, bhayion ko milenge'
Sardar:'Koi aisa tariqa btao k paise mujhe milen?'
Agent:'Aap nahin ley sakte'
Sardar:'yeh to policy na huyi,
'MERI gaand' ho gayi,
jo har koi le sakta hai,
Sirf main nahin le sakta..!!>:O =))