hindi-jokes by Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:47
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
:P
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
:P
Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:47
Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH
Aaya..
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Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
Wah!!
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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH
Aaya...
Phirrrrr...?
Phir kya.!
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Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me
Hosh Aaya..
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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH
Aaya..
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Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
Wah!!
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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH
Aaya...
Phirrrrr...?
Phir kya.!
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Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me
Hosh Aaya..
.lol.
Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:48
Girl: Have a Good Day.
He: No thank you. I like Parle G more.
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*gets blocked*
Girl: Have a Good Day.
He: No thank you. I like Parle G more.
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*gets blocked*
Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:50
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name?
Patient: Raju
Nurse: What’s your Birth Date?
Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Are you Married?
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Patient : No no , it was a car accident.
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name?
Patient: Raju
Nurse: What’s your Birth Date?
Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Are you Married?
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Patient : No no , it was a car accident.
Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:51
1st Girl:- How was ur 1st date ?
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2nd Girl :- Good & wo rahees (rich) ghar ka lagta hai.
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1st Girl : Wo kese ?
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2nd Girl 2 : Mujhe kiss karne aaya tab uske muh se Pyaaz ki
smell aa rahi thi.
1st Girl:- How was ur 1st date ?
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2nd Girl :- Good & wo rahees (rich) ghar ka lagta hai.
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1st Girl : Wo kese ?
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2nd Girl 2 : Mujhe kiss karne aaya tab uske muh se Pyaaz ki
smell aa rahi thi.
Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:51
Car se takra kar kabutar
behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use
doctor ke paas le gaya phis
ghar le aaya aur pinjre me
rakkha. Kabutar ko hosh
aaya or bola-
"Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car
wala margaya kya."
Car se takra kar kabutar
behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use
doctor ke paas le gaya phis
ghar le aaya aur pinjre me
rakkha. Kabutar ko hosh
aaya or bola-
"Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car
wala margaya kya."
Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:52
He: Kya pehni ho?
She: Tumko hamesha yahin baat karni hota hai?
He: ok, How India should handle China issue?
She: T-Shirt & Lower.
He: Kya pehni ho?
She: Tumko hamesha yahin baat karni hota hai?
He: ok, How India should handle China issue?
She: T-Shirt & Lower.
Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:54
Gujju man: Hey! Wht's ur name?
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Lady: Diana Penty. And u?
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Gujju: Jignesh Jaangiyo....!!!
*Blocked*
Gujju man: Hey! Wht's ur name?
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Lady: Diana Penty. And u?
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Gujju: Jignesh Jaangiyo....!!!
*Blocked*
Kakaji 2013/09/08 20:07
Killer one
Wife:
Tum mujhe aisi 2 batein batao k ek se me khush ho jau aur dusri se mujje gussa aaye !!
Husband:
1 Tum meri zindagi ho
2 Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
Killer one
Wife:
Tum mujhe aisi 2 batein batao k ek se me khush ho jau aur dusri se mujje gussa aaye !!
Husband:
1 Tum meri zindagi ho
2 Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
Kakaji 2013/09/09 13:23
Boy:kesi ho...??
Girl: f9
Boy: missing me..?
Girl:
Boy: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai
Girl:
Boy: aaj kaisa din guzra?
Girl:
Boy: busy ho?
Girl: umhm
Boy:- Koi paas hai...??
Girl: na
Boy: To kuch likh bhi, apne Baap ki shaklein kyu
send kar rahi hai....
Girl:-
Boy: I heard u failed in English?
Girl: Who telled you? It is unpossible.. I sawed d
result ystrdy. I Passed away.
Boy:-_- meri maa tu smiley hi use kar le. -hahaha-
Boy:kesi ho...??
Girl: f9
Boy: missing me..?
Girl:
Boy: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai
Girl:
Boy: aaj kaisa din guzra?
Girl:
Boy: busy ho?
Girl: umhm
Boy:- Koi paas hai...??
Girl: na
Boy: To kuch likh bhi, apne Baap ki shaklein kyu
send kar rahi hai....
Girl:-
Boy: I heard u failed in English?
Girl: Who telled you? It is unpossible.. I sawed d
result ystrdy. I Passed away.
Boy:-_- meri maa tu smiley hi use kar le. -hahaha-
Kakaji 2013/09/14 22:29
Jab kutte ki mout
aati h..
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To kutta mar jata hai.
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Aap ko to har baat mein twist chahiye!!
Jab kutte ki mout
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To kutta mar jata hai.
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Aap ko to har baat mein twist chahiye!!
Kakaji 2013/09/22 02:13
Santa:- Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun
tod Di?
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PAPPU: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi
Tha....
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Santa: Toh..?
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PAPPU: toh, Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki
Wo Meri Kya Hogi...
Santa:- Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun
tod Di?
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PAPPU: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi
Tha....
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Santa: Toh..?
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PAPPU: toh, Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki
Wo Meri Kya Hogi...
Kakaji 2013/09/28 00:07
Best ways to GET BLOCKED from girls …
****New 1***
On FB Chat.
She: Let Me Tell U A Story.. One Day..
He: MATARAM..!!
*BLOCK KAR DIYA*
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Me: Hi, What’s Ur Name?
She: Asha.
Me: But You’re Not Small..
She: What?
Me: Dil Hai Chota Sa, Choti Si ASHA.!!
*Thappad Pad Gaya*
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boy :
maine ek aisi cheez ka pata lagaya hai jisse.
Deewar ke Aar-Paar dekha ja sakta hai…
girl:: what.. (With excitement)
boy : Hole..
*Blocked*
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Girl: What’s Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh…
*gets blocked*
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On WhatsApp..
Me: Hi..
Girl: Whoz Dis? What's Your Name?
Me: Naam Bata Dunga To Pehchaan Bura Maan Jaayegi..
*BLOCKED*
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Girl: I’m free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
Best ways to GET BLOCKED from girls …
****New 1***
On FB Chat.
She: Let Me Tell U A Story.. One Day..
He: MATARAM..!!
*BLOCK KAR DIYA*
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Me: Hi, What’s Ur Name?
She: Asha.
Me: But You’re Not Small..
She: What?
Me: Dil Hai Chota Sa, Choti Si ASHA.!!
*Thappad Pad Gaya*
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boy :
maine ek aisi cheez ka pata lagaya hai jisse.
Deewar ke Aar-Paar dekha ja sakta hai…
girl:: what.. (With excitement)
boy : Hole..
*Blocked*
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Girl: What’s Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh…
*gets blocked*
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On WhatsApp..
Me: Hi..
Girl: Whoz Dis? What's Your Name?
Me: Naam Bata Dunga To Pehchaan Bura Maan Jaayegi..
*BLOCKED*
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Girl: I’m free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
Kakaji 2013/09/28 03:38
After marriage:
ladka - Mera 10
ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha :-D
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Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili hai to
Character to milnge hi na
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After marriage:
ladka - Mera 10
ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha :-D
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Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili hai to
Character to milnge hi na
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Leo_ 2013/09/29 08:10
Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto
tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p
Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto
tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p
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