answered prayers by Kgoxz... by Kgoxz 2013/09/02 13:04
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem
I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say
one thing." "What do they say?" the priest asked.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to
have some fun? Thats terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "But I have a
solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to
my house and I will put them
with my two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read
the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray and
worship."
"Thank you," said the lady. The next day, the lady brings her female
parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are
holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her
female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots...
and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes! Do you want to
have some fun?" One male parrot looks over to the other male
parrot and
screams, "Frank! Put the Bibles away--our prayers have been
answered!"