Last year in France, Jacque went to his local priest and confessed: "Forgive me, Father, for I've sinned. During the Second World War, I hid a Jewish man in my attic." "That's not a sin." Said the priest. "It was an act of great kindness." "But I made him agree to pay me 30 francs for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't perticularly charitable," said the priest, "but you did it for good cause." "Thank you father," said the man. "That's a great relief to me. I've just one more question." "What's that?" Asked the priest. "Do I have to tell him, the war is over?" (Copy & Paste)