Cough by shams 2013/08/06 19:49
A pharmacist walks into his shop and
sees a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" He asks his
assistant. "He came in 4 cough syrup
but I cud'nt find any so I gave him a
bottle of laxatives." "U idiot" said the
pharmacist, "u can't treat a cough wit
laxatives.""Of cos u can," replied the
assistant. "Look at him, he's too scared to cough now!