A man enters a barber shop for a
shave. While the barber is foaming him
up, he mentions the problems he has
getting a close shave around the
cheeks. "I have just the thing," says
the barber taking a small wooden ball
from a nearby drawer. "Just place this
between your cheek and gum." The
client places the ball in his mou. th and the barber proceeds with the
closest shave the man has ever
experienced. After a few strokes the
client asks in garbled speech. "And
what if I swallow it?" "No problem,"
says the barber. "Just bring it back
tomorrow like everyone else does." ;*)