throw it into the river by Kgoxz... by Kgoxz 2013/07/30 03:37
A Preacher said: If I had all the beer in the world, Id take it and throw it into the river. And the congregation cried, Amen!
And if I had all the wine in the world, Id take it and throw it in the river. And the congregation cried, Amen!
And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, Id take it all and throw it in the river. Again the congregation cried,Amen!
The preacher sat down.
Then the lead singer of the choir stood up & said: For our closing hymn, lets turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, We shall drink from that river.
The congregation screamed HALLELUJAH!!!
A Preacher said: If I had all the beer in the world, Id take it and throw it into the river. And the congregation cried, Amen!
And if I had all the wine in the world, Id take it and throw it in the river. And the congregation cried, Amen!
And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, Id take it all and throw it in the river. Again the congregation cried,Amen!
The preacher sat down.
Then the lead singer of the choir stood up & said: For our closing hymn, lets turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, We shall drink from that river.
The congregation screamed HALLELUJAH!!!
K_shaka 2013/07/30 09:06
that wud definately turn to intoxicant congression..but it wl still praise the God who made everything including wines n beers
that wud definately turn to intoxicant congression..but it wl still praise the God who made everything including wines n beers
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