*SomE JocKs by _SnOwBoY_ 2013/07/19 03:15
Mr. Been made a call to the hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife. But the call went to a cricket Stadium. He asked what is the condition?
Bean had a heart attack after he got the answer
"7 r alrdy out. 3 more still 2 come&the 1st one was a duck" :D
Mr. Been made a call to the hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife. But the call went to a cricket Stadium. He asked what is the condition?
Bean had a heart attack after he got the answer
"7 r alrdy out. 3 more still 2 come&the 1st one was a duck" :D
heard this on santa
_SnOwBoY_ 2013/07/19 03:16
Height of bravery for girls....... :-
Moving out of house without Make-up...
Height of bravery for girls....... :-
Moving out of house without Make-up...
_SnOwBoY_ 2013/07/19 03:17
The government announced that if you have 5 children your salary will be increased by 50 percent..
A man heard the news and said to his wife,"Darling, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids."
When he came back, he saw only one of his children remaining. He asked,"where are the others?"
His wife replied, you are not the only one who heard the news,"THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM!.. :-P
The government announced that if you have 5 children your salary will be increased by 50 percent..
A man heard the news and said to his wife,"Darling, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids."
When he came back, he saw only one of his children remaining. He asked,"where are the others?"
His wife replied, you are not the only one who heard the news,"THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM!.. :-P
_SnOwBoY_ 2013/07/19 03:17
Two girls found Rs 1000- on road.
Girl one :- what to go with this money now...
Girl 2 :- Lets take 50-50...
Girl 1:- Okay But wat about other 900...
Two girls found Rs 1000- on road.
Girl one :- what to go with this money now...
Girl 2 :- Lets take 50-50...
Girl 1:- Okay But wat about other 900...
_SnOwBoY_ 2013/07/19 03:18
Q :- Why there are different Types of Blood Gropus...?
A :- So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy Different Fiauors...
Q :- Why there are different Types of Blood Gropus...?
A :- So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy Different Fiauors...
_SnOwBoY_ 2013/07/19 03:19
.In an African safari ,
a lion suddenly bounced on Santa's wife,
.
Wife : shoot him! Shoot him!
.
Santa : yes yes , I m changing d battery of my camera..
.In an African safari ,
a lion suddenly bounced on Santa's wife,
.
Wife : shoot him! Shoot him!
.
Santa : yes yes , I m changing d battery of my camera..
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