Mr. Been made a call to the hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife. But the call went to a cricket Stadium. He asked what is the condition?
Bean had a heart attack after he got the answer
"7 r alrdy out. 3 more still 2 come&the 1st one was a duck" :D
The government announced that if you have 5 children your salary will be increased by 50 percent..
A man heard the news and said to his wife,"Darling, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids."
When he came back, he saw only one of his children remaining. He asked,"where are the others?"
His wife replied, you are not the only one who heard the news,"THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM!.. :-P
.In an African safari ,
a lion suddenly bounced on Santa's wife,
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Wife : shoot him! Shoot him!
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Santa : yes yes , I m changing d battery of my camera..