chuckie by Dr.rahul 2013/06/30 16:20
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is
that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said, "That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Wherever I go, Chuckie
goes."
"I'm sorry, Sir," said the ticket girl, "We can't allow animals in the
theater. Not even a pet chicken."
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants.
He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down
next to two old emergency room nurses named Mildred and Marge.
The movie started and the chickenbegan to squirm. The old farmer un-zipped
his pants so Chuckie could stick his head out and watch the movie.
"Marge," whispered Mildred.
"What?" said Marge.
"I think the guy next to me is a pervert."
"What makes you think so?" askedMarge.
"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge, "At our age it isn't anything we
haven't seen before."
"Yes," said Mildred, "But this one's eating my popcorn!"