marriage lies by InternetLord 2013/06/22 14:05
There was this couple that was married for 20 years,
and every time they made love the husband always
insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20
years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she
would break him out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a
romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a
battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely
upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him,
"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You
better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says
calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."
There was this couple that was married for 20 years,
and every time they made love the husband always
insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20
years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she
would break him out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a
romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a
battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely
upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him,
"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You
better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says
calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."
.hehe. Big explination follow up 
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