bear hunting by InternetLord 2013/06/21 18:06
A hunter spots a small brown bear and shoots it. He
then feels a tap on his shoulder, turns around, and is
face to face with a big black bear. "You've got two
choices," says the bear. "I maul you, or we have sex".
The guy opts to take it from the bear.
After recovering for two weeks, the peaceed-off hunter
searches out and shoots the big black bear. Just then
he feels another tap on his shoulder, and turns to see
a 10-foot grizzly standing over him. "Admit it," says
the bear. "You don't come here for the hunting, do
you?"