joke bank by InternetLord 2013/06/20 14:00
A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl
as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She
had long been suspicious of a relationship between
the two and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening while watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if there's more
between him and his roommate.
Reading his mom's thought, his son volunteered, "I
know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
we are just roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him
saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've
been unable to find the silver plate. You don't
suppose your mother took it,do you?
He said, "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be
sure!"
He sat down and wrote,
Dear mom,
After your visit me, the silver plate has been missing.
I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from
my house, and I'm not saying that you don't take it,
but the fact remains that it has been missing ever
since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your son.
Several days later, he received an email from his
mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with your roommate,
and I'm not saying that you don't sleep with her: but
the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN
bed, she would have found the silver plate by now,
under her pillow.
Love,
Mom
A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl
as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She
had long been suspicious of a relationship between
the two and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening while watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if there's more
between him and his roommate.
Reading his mom's thought, his son volunteered, "I
know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
we are just roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him
saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've
been unable to find the silver plate. You don't
suppose your mother took it,do you?
He said, "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be
sure!"
He sat down and wrote,
Dear mom,
After your visit me, the silver plate has been missing.
I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from
my house, and I'm not saying that you don't take it,
but the fact remains that it has been missing ever
since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your son.
Several days later, he received an email from his
mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with your roommate,
and I'm not saying that you don't sleep with her: but
the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN
bed, she would have found the silver plate by now,
under her pillow.
Love,
Mom
InternetLord 2013/06/20 14:03
Akpos, a driver who survived in a tragic accident
which rendered 50 people dead at Lagos-Ibadan
Express Way was remanded in police custody to
assist in police investigation.
Here is the Interrogation:
POLICE: Mr Akpos, how did you end up killing 50
people?
AKPOS: I was driving at 150km/hr when I saw two
men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding
was taking place. I hit the brake but it failed, so I had
to make a choice; either hit the two men or run into
the wedding party.
POLICE: Hit the two men of course to reduce
Casualties!
AKPOS: Exactly, we think alike oooh! But after hitting
one, the other man escaped into the wedding party.
POLICE: So, what did you do?
AKPOS: I went after him to balance the equation...But
unfortunately, people lost their lives in the process.
Akpos, a driver who survived in a tragic accident
which rendered 50 people dead at Lagos-Ibadan
Express Way was remanded in police custody to
assist in police investigation.
Here is the Interrogation:
POLICE: Mr Akpos, how did you end up killing 50
people?
AKPOS: I was driving at 150km/hr when I saw two
men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding
was taking place. I hit the brake but it failed, so I had
to make a choice; either hit the two men or run into
the wedding party.
POLICE: Hit the two men of course to reduce
Casualties!
AKPOS: Exactly, we think alike oooh! But after hitting
one, the other man escaped into the wedding party.
POLICE: So, what did you do?
AKPOS: I went after him to balance the equation...But
unfortunately, people lost their lives in the process.
InternetLord 2013/06/20 14:10
One of our co-worker went missing for a few hours
and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss
finally found him fast asleep. Rather than waking
him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest:
"As long as you're asleep, you have a job but as soon
as you wake up, you're fired!"
Should this man wake up or continue sleeping?
One of our co-worker went missing for a few hours
and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss
finally found him fast asleep. Rather than waking
him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest:
"As long as you're asleep, you have a job but as soon
as you wake up, you're fired!"
Should this man wake up or continue sleeping?
InternetLord 2013/06/20 14:39
Akpos was very drunk and was struggling to open his
door with his key. His neighbour asked him "sir can I
help you open the door?" Akpos said "don't worry,
just help me hold the house straight, I can open the
door"
Akpos was very drunk and was struggling to open his
door with his key. His neighbour asked him "sir can I
help you open the door?" Akpos said "don't worry,
just help me hold the house straight, I can open the
door"
nice one bro. Keep pOSTING
InternetLord 2013/06/20 15:47
Akpos: How much are your eggs?
Egg seller: BIG ones go for N30, SMALL ones N25 and
CRACKED ones N5.
Akpos hands her N30 and says, "crack me 6 BIG
ones"
Akpos: How much are your eggs?
Egg seller: BIG ones go for N30, SMALL ones N25 and
CRACKED ones N5.
Akpos hands her N30 and says, "crack me 6 BIG
ones"
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