___hona chahiye,,___to___bhi hote hain type jokes by Kakaji 2013/06/12 02:19
Naam SALMAN hona chahiye,
khan to SHAHRUKH bhi hai =)) =)) ;)
Ladki aurat honi chaheia.
Mahila to jaywerdane bi hai.
Naam Shahrukh hona chahiye, Salman to Khurshid bhi hai :D
ladki simple honi chaiye, Sec C toh 1/CosC bhi hota hai....
Logon Ke Pass Dil Hona Chahiye, Cena Toh John KePass Bhi Hai..
Soch sidhi honi chahiyee...Ulta to tarak mehta ka chasma bhi hai...!!!
mard badsha jaisa hona chahiye....bodyguard to kutta bhi hota hey
Reply me dum hona chahiye, hmm toh bhais bi krti ha...
Ladki sanskari honi chahye.. deshi to daru bhi hoti hai..
engineering main back lagni chahiye All clear to shampoo bhi hote hai
ladki mai attitude hona chaiya
angry to birds bhi hotay hai
Gf pe bharosa hona chahiye, shaq to Cid me Acp bhi krta he..
kasab ko goli marni chahiye thi,hang toh mera phone bi hota hai
Bathroom me hair drier hona chahiye, Towel to Sreesanth ke pass bhi hai
Global currency rupees honi chahiye, Dollar toh underwear bhi hai..
Ladki mein Akal hona chaiye,,Surat to Gujrat me b hai:-P
Gharo mai windows honi chahiye. Gates to bill b h.
Ladki Mai Attitude Hona Chahiye... Angry To Aaj Kal Birds Bhi Hote Hai:
Pm modi hona chahiye, silent mod par to mera fon b aa jata hai
Ladki loyal honi chahiye, cheating to engineering students bhi karte hai
Music LOUD honi chahiye,SILENT toh apna PM bhi hai...
mausam rainy hona chaheye.....sunny to leone v hai
ladki tameej wali honi chahiye badatmeez to mera dil bhi h
Ladka robinhood hona chahiye,pandey to poonam bhi hai....
Admin limit main rehna chahiye
Unlimited to mera data plan bhi hai
Engineer k pass Job honi chahiye,
Degree to thermometer k pass bhi hai :-)
BADA Hona Chahiye...KHADE toh Log Bhi Hote hien....
Pizza indian hona chahiye, italian to sonia bhi hai
Ladki samajdar honi chahiye Lovely toh University bhi hai O_O
phone nokia hona chaiye apple to fruit bhi hote ha
Cricketer Sachin Jaisa Hona Chahiye Dhoni To Toilet Mein Bhi Hai
Mother teresa honi chahiye, Mamta toh kulkarni Aur benarji bhi hai.
Dessert mei ice cream honi chahiye
Falooda toh izzat ka bi hota hai
Degree engineering ki honi chahiye...
Medical to stores bhi hote h...:p
.lol.
Naam SALMAN hona chahiye,
khan to SHAHRUKH bhi hai =)) =)) ;)
Ladki aurat honi chaheia.
Mahila to jaywerdane bi hai.
Naam Shahrukh hona chahiye, Salman to Khurshid bhi hai :D
ladki simple honi chaiye, Sec C toh 1/CosC bhi hota hai....
Logon Ke Pass Dil Hona Chahiye, Cena Toh John KePass Bhi Hai..
Soch sidhi honi chahiyee...Ulta to tarak mehta ka chasma bhi hai...!!!
mard badsha jaisa hona chahiye....bodyguard to kutta bhi hota hey
Reply me dum hona chahiye, hmm toh bhais bi krti ha...
Ladki sanskari honi chahye.. deshi to daru bhi hoti hai..
engineering main back lagni chahiye All clear to shampoo bhi hote hai
ladki mai attitude hona chaiya
angry to birds bhi hotay hai
Gf pe bharosa hona chahiye, shaq to Cid me Acp bhi krta he..
kasab ko goli marni chahiye thi,hang toh mera phone bi hota hai
Bathroom me hair drier hona chahiye, Towel to Sreesanth ke pass bhi hai
Global currency rupees honi chahiye, Dollar toh underwear bhi hai..
Ladki mein Akal hona chaiye,,Surat to Gujrat me b hai:-P
Gharo mai windows honi chahiye. Gates to bill b h.
Ladki Mai Attitude Hona Chahiye... Angry To Aaj Kal Birds Bhi Hote Hai:
Pm modi hona chahiye, silent mod par to mera fon b aa jata hai
Ladki loyal honi chahiye, cheating to engineering students bhi karte hai
Music LOUD honi chahiye,SILENT toh apna PM bhi hai...
mausam rainy hona chaheye.....sunny to leone v hai
ladki tameej wali honi chahiye badatmeez to mera dil bhi h
Ladka robinhood hona chahiye,pandey to poonam bhi hai....
Admin limit main rehna chahiye
Unlimited to mera data plan bhi hai
Engineer k pass Job honi chahiye,
Degree to thermometer k pass bhi hai :-)
BADA Hona Chahiye...KHADE toh Log Bhi Hote hien....
Pizza indian hona chahiye, italian to sonia bhi hai
Ladki samajdar honi chahiye Lovely toh University bhi hai O_O
phone nokia hona chaiye apple to fruit bhi hote ha
Cricketer Sachin Jaisa Hona Chahiye Dhoni To Toilet Mein Bhi Hai
Mother teresa honi chahiye, Mamta toh kulkarni Aur benarji bhi hai.
Dessert mei ice cream honi chahiye
Falooda toh izzat ka bi hota hai
Degree engineering ki honi chahiye...
Medical to stores bhi hote h...:p
.lol.
hohohoho
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