10 Husbands.. ha ha ha ha.. lol by -Marizelle- 2013/05/25 12:20
I found this on the net!! .hehe.
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.â€
“What?†said the puzzled groom.
“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?â€
“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!â€
“Good,†said the new husband, “but, why?â€
“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!â€
I found this on the net!! .hehe.
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.â€
“What?†said the puzzled groom.
“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?â€
“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!â€
“Good,†said the new husband, “but, why?â€
“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!â€
Very funny
saahir 2013/05/25 20:02
I think she wud not be screwed this time too, coz11th one will also lose the chance, looking into legal matter.
I think she wud not be screwed this time too, coz11th one will also lose the chance, looking into legal matter.
#45 Fun & Comedy
Comedy, jokes, quizes, word games, competitions, chat topics and more can be found here.