Husband sent a text to his wife at
night :
"Hi I will get home late, please try
and wash all my dirty clothes.
#No reply#"
And make sure you prepare my
favourite dish before i return."
#No reply#.
He sent another text ;
"And i forgot to tell you that i got
an increase in my salary. At the end
of this month i'm getting you a
new car".
She texted back ; "Oh my God,
really ??".
Husband replied ; "No i just
wanted to make sure you got all
my first messages.
night
baby".