Still confused... by Doncle 2013/04/28 19:55
After having failed his exams in logistics,Akpors goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Akpors: sir,do you realy understand anything about logistics.
PROFFESSOR: sure i must, otherwise i wouldn't be a proffessor!
Akpors: Great, well then i must ask you a question, if you give me the correct answer, then i will have to accept my mark as it is, but if you give me a wrong answer, you will have to give me an 'A' for the exams.
PROFFESSOR: Okay, its a deal. so what is the question,
Akpors: What is legal, but not logical, logical but not legal and neither logical nor legal, Even after some long and hard thinking, the proffessor could'nt give him the right answer and therefore gave him an 'A' in his exams. Still confused, the proffessor later called on his best student in class,PEREKEME and asks him the same Question.
PEREKEME immediately answered. "Sir, you see you are 63 years old and you are married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical.
Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical but not legal.
The fact that you have given your wife's lover an 'A' although he shouldn't have deserved it, is neither legal nor logical.
The proffessor fainted.
After having failed his exams in logistics,Akpors goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Akpors: sir,do you realy understand anything about logistics.
PROFFESSOR: sure i must, otherwise i wouldn't be a proffessor!
Akpors: Great, well then i must ask you a question, if you give me the correct answer, then i will have to accept my mark as it is, but if you give me a wrong answer, you will have to give me an 'A' for the exams.
PROFFESSOR: Okay, its a deal. so what is the question,
Akpors: What is legal, but not logical, logical but not legal and neither logical nor legal, Even after some long and hard thinking, the proffessor could'nt give him the right answer and therefore gave him an 'A' in his exams. Still confused, the proffessor later called on his best student in class,PEREKEME and asks him the same Question.
PEREKEME immediately answered. "Sir, you see you are 63 years old and you are married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical.
Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical but not legal.
The fact that you have given your wife's lover an 'A' although he shouldn't have deserved it, is neither legal nor logical.
The proffessor fainted.
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