politics by Kgoxz...

politics by Kgoxz... by Kgoxz 2013/04/26 06:05
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is
politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this
way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so
let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the
administrator of the money, so we'll call her
the Government. We're here to take care of
your needs, so we'll call you the People. The
nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we'll call him the
Future. Now, think about that and see if that
makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking
about what dad had said. Later that night, he
hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up
to check on him. He finds that the baby has
severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room and
finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting
to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the
keyhole and sees his father in bed with the
nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his
father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept
of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your
own words what you think politics is all
about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is
screwing the Working Class, the Government
is sound asleep, meanwhile the People are
being ignored and the Future is in deep
shxt!"