The preist's "instrument" by Kumz 2013/04/06 16:59
A beautiful young woman, on an internationalflight, asked the priest beside her, Father, may I ask a favor?
Of course you may. What can I do for you?
Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and Im afraid that theyll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?
I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.
With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.
When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, Father, do you have anything to declare?
From the top of my head down to my waist, Ihave nothing to declare.
The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?
A beautiful young woman, on an internationalflight, asked the priest beside her, Father, may I ask a favor?
Of course you may. What can I do for you?
Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and Im afraid that theyll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?
I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.
With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.
When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, Father, do you have anything to declare?
From the top of my head down to my waist, Ihave nothing to declare.
The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?
Kumz 2013/04/06 17:00
I have a marvelous little instrument designedto be used on a woman, but which is, to date,unused.
Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, God bless you, Father, go ahead.
I have a marvelous little instrument designedto be used on a woman, but which is, to date,unused.
Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, God bless you, Father, go ahead.
Smart one 
Nice!!
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