My kinda husband! by Kumz 2013/04/06 01:45
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, its me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "Im at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only *2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "*90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. Theyre asking *980,000 for it."

MAN:"Well, then go ahead and makean offer of *900,000. Theyll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if its what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. Ill see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men inthe locker room are staring at him inastonishment, mouths wide open.