THE WORLD BEST LOVE LETTER in Nigeria. by Durand 2013/03/28 11:10
A love letter from a mechanic to a pepper
seller.
Hello Girl, I want to write u dis letter Becos
everyday I saw u opposite my
workshop. U saw me & I also saw u everyday.
But I
have wash u 4
a severally time now. The way ur
behaviour
is, nor good for me but I want to take u as
a good garl friend. Because u are a beautyfool
garl in Dis
our
town. So I luv u like butafly luv a flower.
Errrmmmmmm, but one thing is dat, I
want to talk
to u but u don't half tym. Dat is y I shouldn't
came
& talk to u all dis tym, all dis season. If u tink
dat u cannot read d
letter, just
phone me & gave me d reply or d
answer! I am
doned 4 now. Good byeeeeee, u hear????.
Yours forever,
Mechanical Engineerer. Ebubedike.
THE LOVELY REPLY:
my Dearing Ebu,
I rily soprice for ur leta ooo. I saw u wen u
saw me but I
was shying too much and I look down.
The way my hart is doin me I want to
folo u but I kannot left my pepper becus this
is d only source for me to chop before
anyman will come and carry me away. I hope
u are undastanding all i am talking here, abi??
I want to fone u oooo, but u have too
resharge me. Ur leta have really torch me. If u
come to my compound, just trow four stone
to my roof, i will come met u for backside.
From ur hart
Bintu Silifatu