MY RECORDs: by Doncle 2013/03/19 20:18
NAME: Akpos

State: Delta State

Country: Naija

DATE OF BIRTH: 27TH SEPTEMBER

GENDER: Male

HOBBIES:
- Collecting teeth from a live tiger,
- Catching bullets with bare hands,
- Assassination,
- Jogging up & down Mount Everest
- Collecting rock particles from the moon

MY RECORD:
- Fought with an elephant and
broke its neck.
- Skinned a crocodile alive.
- Played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded clip and survived.
- Killed Superman.
- Held my breath under water for 2
months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 51 minutes, 45 seconds!
- Assassinated Adolf Hitler, John F. Kennedy, Tupac, B.I.G (the list is too long).

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
-Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still erupting
- Outran a cheetah.
- Fluent in 10,598 languages.
- Killed twitter bird..
- First man to land on the sun.
- Carried the pyramid of Giza for 2 days straight!

SILLY THING DONE:
- Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina.
- Snow boarding on Mount Everest.
- Sky diving from outer space.

EMBARRASSING MOMENT:
- Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch, only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus.

PROUDEST MOMENTS:
- when a cobra died after biting me.
- When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
- I really don't like to brag....