Virginity is like a balloon, once broken & it's gone forever! Sex is like a pack of chips,once u start can't stop! Exam paper is like a d*ck, Wen it gets hard people get fucked! Work is like group sex, 5 people are behind your ass to take your place. Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money & your hard work. Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can let you achieve it. So basically life is Pornography!!!