tell him you have a headache by Kgoxz... by Kgoxz 2013/03/14 09:06
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife.
"That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your breast," he said."Why don't you take your blouse off and we'll see what he does?"
At first she declined. But finally persuaded by her husband, she took off her blouse and bra. The gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down.
"Hey," the husband said, "let's really blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we'll see what he does."
Again she said no and again he persuaded her. This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up and down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food all over the cage.
The husband went over to the cage, opened the door and pushed his wife in.
"Now," said the husband with an evil smile, "tell HIM you have a headache!"
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife.
"That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your breast," he said."Why don't you take your blouse off and we'll see what he does?"
At first she declined. But finally persuaded by her husband, she took off her blouse and bra. The gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down.
"Hey," the husband said, "let's really blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we'll see what he does."
Again she said no and again he persuaded her. This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up and down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food all over the cage.
The husband went over to the cage, opened the door and pushed his wife in.
"Now," said the husband with an evil smile, "tell HIM you have a headache!"
Kgoxz 2013/03/15 06:44
Quote: princess_nisha: strange
y'all don't get it?! Let me put it dis way, evrytime da man gets excited 2 hav sex wit his wife in bed, she wud turn him down n say "not tonight, I GOT A HEADACHE." So the husband got the gorilla excited 2 hav sex bt im sure by now ur connecting da dots...
Kgoxz 2013/03/18 20:58
i'ma jst say it bt anyways da husband always gets really horny whn they r home in bed bt then da wife wud tel da husband dat she's got a headache...
So da husband sarcastically says tell da gorilla dat u got a headache...
If u dnt get it then u dnt get it
i'ma jst say it bt anyways da husband always gets really horny whn they r home in bed bt then da wife wud tel da husband dat she's got a headache...
So da husband sarcastically says tell da gorilla dat u got a headache...
If u dnt get it then u dnt get it
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