Akpors phone was switched off all day cos of his girfriend.
It is Valentines day and she was expecting gifts from him.
In the evening he switched on his phone, No sooner had he done that when his girfriend called. 
Girfriend: darling! I ve been waiting for you all day. 
Akpors: were?
Girfriend: laughs... At the boutique naa 
Akpors: ok. So? 
Girfriend: soo? Ain't u coming? 
Akpors: nooo! I have enough clothes, Just finish
Our shopping.