Salesman and Santa
Sumita 2013/02/10 14:20
Sumita 2013/02/10 14:20
....A New Vacuum Cleaner
Salesman knocked at Santa's
door..
Santa opened it.
B4 he cud speak,
Salesman rushed into Living
Room &
Emptied A Bag of Cow shxt
on Carpet..
Salesman:
Sir, if I m unable to clean this
up wid my new powerful
Vacuum Cleaner in next 10
sec, i'll EAT all this Shxt.
Santa smiled nd said:
Do U need Chilli or Tomato
Sauce wid shxt...?
Salesman: y..?
Santa: Coz there's no
electricity in d house.
Salesman knocked at Santa's
door..
Santa opened it.
B4 he cud speak,
Salesman rushed into Living
Room &
Emptied A Bag of Cow shxt
on Carpet..
Salesman:
Sir, if I m unable to clean this
up wid my new powerful
Vacuum Cleaner in next 10
sec, i'll EAT all this Shxt.
Santa smiled nd said:
Do U need Chilli or Tomato
Sauce wid shxt...?
Salesman: y..?
Santa: Coz there's no
electricity in d house.
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