ugandan and kenyan by Kgoxz... by Kgoxz 2013/02/08 06:29
A Ugandan Man and a Kenyan man
were caught in Saudi Arabia,
sharing a smuggled bottle of
beer. They were arrested and
taken to the Sheikh's palace for
questioning and judgement. The
Ugandan man lied that the Kenyan
man smuggled and forced him to
drink the beer!! Both were
initially given a death sentence but,
as
it
was a national holiday, the
sheikh decided they should be
released after some lashes of
the cane. As they were
preparing for their punishment, the
sheikh
said, "It's my first wife's
birthday today and she asked me to
allow each of you 2 wishes
before your whipping, but you
cannot wish not to be whipped!"
The Ugandan man thought for a
second then said: "Please tie two
pillows to my back before
whipping." And
my second wish is that you flog
me only 20 strokes of the whip.
He was whipped, and luckily for
him, the pillows helped to make
the pain of the whip lesser.
The Kenyan man saw this; thought
for a second, then said: "Thank
you, most royal and merciful
highness for the wishes. My
first wish is to receive 100 lashes
with the strongest..., toughest
whip available.And whip me only on my back"
"If you so desire," the sheikh
replied with a puzzled look on his
face..., " and your second wish?"
Kenyan man replies: "Tie your wife on my back!!!!"