boy was sad in class by ____THe.bosS 2013/02/01 17:13
A boy was very sad in class.
The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?"
he answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Teacher had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: What is 3 x 3?
Boy : 9, maam!
Principal: What is 6 x 6?
Boy : 36, maam!
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at teacher and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade. "
Teacher says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?"
The principal and Boy both agreed.
Teacher asks: What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy : Legs, maam!
Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Boy : Pockets!
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy : Coconut!
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy . was taking charge )
Boy : Bubblegum, maam!
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer )
Boy : Shake hands!
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Boy : Yep!
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy : Tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Boy : Wedding Ring, maam!
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy : Nose!
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What is it?
Boy : Arrow!
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy : Firetruck!
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.
Boy : Fork!
Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It's longer on some men, than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy : SURNAME!
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy : HEART, maam!
The principal a sigh of relief and said to the teacher :
Principal: Huh! send this Boy to IIT!!! Even I got the last ten questions wrong myself!
A boy was very sad in class.
The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?"
he answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Teacher had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: What is 3 x 3?
Boy : 9, maam!
Principal: What is 6 x 6?
Boy : 36, maam!
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at teacher and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade. "
Teacher says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?"
The principal and Boy both agreed.
Teacher asks: What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy : Legs, maam!
Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Boy : Pockets!
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy : Coconut!
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy . was taking charge )
Boy : Bubblegum, maam!
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer )
Boy : Shake hands!
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Boy : Yep!
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy : Tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Boy : Wedding Ring, maam!
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy : Nose!
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What is it?
Boy : Arrow!
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy : Firetruck!
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.
Boy : Fork!
Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It's longer on some men, than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy : SURNAME!
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy : HEART, maam!
The principal a sigh of relief and said to the teacher :
Principal: Huh! send this Boy to IIT!!! Even I got the last ten questions wrong myself!
-Marizelle- 2013/02/01 17:55
This joke was post before in laugh and make laugh contest
Barbiecute :
(14:06) Mon, 17 Dec 12
A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.
The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade,'m smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What's 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12 & so on..
The Principal asked the boy many ques * the boy got them right.
The Principal then asked M'am 2 send the boy 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that 've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have?
Boy: Pockets
M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1stn what am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
M'am: I come in many sizes. When 'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good?
Boy: Nose
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver
Boy:Arrow
M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
Boy
ork
M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
M'am: What part of the man has no bone,but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!
This joke was post before in laugh and make laugh contest
Barbiecute :
(14:06) Mon, 17 Dec 12
A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.
The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade,'m smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What's 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12 & so on..
The Principal asked the boy many ques * the boy got them right.
The Principal then asked M'am 2 send the boy 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that 've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have?
Boy: Pockets
M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1stn what am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
M'am: I come in many sizes. When 'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good?
Boy: Nose
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver
Boy:Arrow
M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
Boy
ork
M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
M'am: What part of the man has no bone,but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!
____THe.bosS 2013/02/01 18:11
Quote: OCEAN_EYES: This joke was post before in laugh and make laugh contest
Barbiecute :
(14:06) Mon, 17 Dec 12
A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.
The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade,'m smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What's 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12 & so on..
The Principal asked the boy many ques * the boy got them right.
The Principal then asked M'am 2 send the boy 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that 've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have?
Boy: Pockets
M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1stn what am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
M'am: I come in many sizes. When 'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good?
Boy: Nose
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver
Boy:Arrow
M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
Boyork
M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
M'am: What part of the man has no bone,but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!
then simply trash this topic !!!
Barbiecute :
(14:06) Mon, 17 Dec 12
A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.
The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade,'m smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What's 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12 & so on..
The Principal asked the boy many ques * the boy got them right.
The Principal then asked M'am 2 send the boy 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that 've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have?
Boy: Pockets
M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1stn what am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
M'am: I come in many sizes. When 'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good?
Boy: Nose
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver
Boy:Arrow
M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
Boy
ork
M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
M'am: What part of the man has no bone,but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!
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