School Success by TheMouse 2013/01/27 08:30
One day, I decided to become the school bully of that school in which I was supposed to be schooled. So, I told them all, 'Okay, you give me your money, or else...' They must have found it dreadful to even think of else, for they all handed over their pocket money to me. This promised to become a big success, the biggest one since the time when I threatened an entire school of whales with drowning them instantly if they'd refuse to let me have the copyrights to all the songs they'd ever sing at their whales school choir. ... Anyway, I became very wealthy by letting those kids know that they just had to hand it all over to me because of else. But then, all of a suddenly unexpected, there was that damn nerd in the schoolyard who, after I had pointed out to him else, said, '...else what?' 'Well,' I said, 'when I say else, I mean exactly that - what else?' 'But if you say or else, doesn't it mean I can hand over the money or else?' 'I want your money, what else!' 'Why are you asking me what else you want, if you don't know for yourself, then how should I know?' 'Okay, enough of that now, your cash, nerd!' 'What about it?' 'I WANT IT - NOW!' 'Or what?' 'Or else!' . . . Years ago, after I'd made lots of money with that school of whales, my busines came to an end when they tricked me by telling me they'd be singing no more songs because all their air holes were blocked due to some kind of seaweed allergy; and now, there was this moment of change again - the nerd and me were forever and ever engaged in philological debates circling around his cash and else. But it didn't matter anymore; with the whales and the kids together I had earned so much that I had enough to invest in a new and expertly organised security business, securing several blocks in several streets, with lots of well to do restaurants. I could finally afford to drop out of school, and on some evenings I gave free talks at the pubic library, on guinea pig maintenance and the growing of seaweed in arid areas.
One day, I decided to become the school bully of that school in which I was supposed to be schooled. So, I told them all, 'Okay, you give me your money, or else...' They must have found it dreadful to even think of else, for they all handed over their pocket money to me. This promised to become a big success, the biggest one since the time when I threatened an entire school of whales with drowning them instantly if they'd refuse to let me have the copyrights to all the songs they'd ever sing at their whales school choir. ... Anyway, I became very wealthy by letting those kids know that they just had to hand it all over to me because of else. But then, all of a suddenly unexpected, there was that damn nerd in the schoolyard who, after I had pointed out to him else, said, '...else what?' 'Well,' I said, 'when I say else, I mean exactly that - what else?' 'But if you say or else, doesn't it mean I can hand over the money or else?' 'I want your money, what else!' 'Why are you asking me what else you want, if you don't know for yourself, then how should I know?' 'Okay, enough of that now, your cash, nerd!' 'What about it?' 'I WANT IT - NOW!' 'Or what?' 'Or else!' . . . Years ago, after I'd made lots of money with that school of whales, my busines came to an end when they tricked me by telling me they'd be singing no more songs because all their air holes were blocked due to some kind of seaweed allergy; and now, there was this moment of change again - the nerd and me were forever and ever engaged in philological debates circling around his cash and else. But it didn't matter anymore; with the whales and the kids together I had earned so much that I had enough to invest in a new and expertly organised security business, securing several blocks in several streets, with lots of well to do restaurants. I could finally afford to drop out of school, and on some evenings I gave free talks at the pubic library, on guinea pig maintenance and the growing of seaweed in arid areas.
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