Scotsman
jaQui 2013/01/26 08:02
jaQui 2013/01/26 08:02
A Scotsman suffered a
serious heart attack
while shopping in a
store.
The Store clerks called
999 when they saw him
collapse to the floor.
The Paramedics rushed
the man to the nearest
hospital where he had
Emergency open heart
bypass surgery...
He awakened from the
surgery to find himself
in the care of nuns at
The Catholic Hospital. A
nun was seated next to
his bed holding a
Clipboard loaded with
several forms, and a pen.
She asked him how he
Was going to pay for his
treatment.
"Do you have health
insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy
voice, "No health
insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you
have money in the
bank?"
He replied, "No money
in the bank."
Do you have a relative
who could help you
with the payments?"
asked
The irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a
spinster sister, and she is
a nun."
The nun became
agitated and announced
loudly,
"Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns are married to
God."
The patient replied,
"Perfect. Send the bill to
my brother-in-law."
serious heart attack
while shopping in a
store.
The Store clerks called
999 when they saw him
collapse to the floor.
The Paramedics rushed
the man to the nearest
hospital where he had
Emergency open heart
bypass surgery...
He awakened from the
surgery to find himself
in the care of nuns at
The Catholic Hospital. A
nun was seated next to
his bed holding a
Clipboard loaded with
several forms, and a pen.
She asked him how he
Was going to pay for his
treatment.
"Do you have health
insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy
voice, "No health
insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you
have money in the
bank?"
He replied, "No money
in the bank."
Do you have a relative
who could help you
with the payments?"
asked
The irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a
spinster sister, and she is
a nun."
The nun became
agitated and announced
loudly,
"Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns are married to
God."
The patient replied,
"Perfect. Send the bill to
my brother-in-law."
jacki
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