*Engineers and Doctor! by Mahesh 2013/01/19 15:11
5 Doctors and 5 Engineers are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai.
They gather at Pune Railway Station. Both groups desperately try to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI):
5 Engineers buy only 1 ticket, and 5 doctors buy 5 tickets. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come, When TC arrives, all 5 Engineers get into one toilet, so when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away.
On the return journey, they don't get a direct train to Pune, so both group decide to take a passenger train till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a Local Train to Pune.
5 Doctors and 5 Engineers are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai.
They gather at Pune Railway Station. Both groups desperately try to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI):
5 Engineers buy only 1 ticket, and 5 doctors buy 5 tickets. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come, When TC arrives, all 5 Engineers get into one toilet, so when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away.
On the return journey, they don't get a direct train to Pune, so both group decide to take a passenger train till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a Local Train to Pune.
Mahesh 2013/01/19 15:12
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI-LONAVALA):
Doctorss decided, "This time, we will prove that we are smarter". 5 doctors buy 1 ticket, Engineers don't buy any ticket at all ! TC arrives All doctor IN ONE TOILET. ALL Engineers IN THE OPPOSITE TOILET. One Engineer gets out and knocks the door of doctor toilet. One doctor's hand comes out with the tickets, Engineer takes the ticket and enters toilet. TC drives out all the doctor from the toilet, And they are heavily fined.
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI-LONAVALA):
Doctorss decided, "This time, we will prove that we are smarter". 5 doctors buy 1 ticket, Engineers don't buy any ticket at all ! TC arrives All doctor IN ONE TOILET. ALL Engineers IN THE OPPOSITE TOILET. One Engineer gets out and knocks the door of doctor toilet. One doctor's hand comes out with the tickets, Engineer takes the ticket and enters toilet. TC drives out all the doctor from the toilet, And they are heavily fined.
Mahesh 2013/01/19 15:14
SCENE 3 (LONAVALA):
Now, both the groups are at LONAVALA Railway Station. Doctors are planning their move for a last chance, They board the local train to Pune. This time, doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick. ALL doctors take 1 ticket Engineers buy 5 tickets. TC Comes. All Engineers show their tickets, AND Doctors are still searching for toilet in the Local train!!!!!
Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, Don't mess with Engineers.
SCENE 3 (LONAVALA):
Now, both the groups are at LONAVALA Railway Station. Doctors are planning their move for a last chance, They board the local train to Pune. This time, doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick. ALL doctors take 1 ticket Engineers buy 5 tickets. TC Comes. All Engineers show their tickets, AND Doctors are still searching for toilet in the Local train!!!!!
Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, Don't mess with Engineers.
The_Torpid 2013/01/19 15:43
Good Topic For The Engineers & Really Bad For The Doctors.It Doesn't Matters Me Bcoz I Am Both!!
Good Topic For The Engineers & Really Bad For The Doctors.It Doesn't Matters Me Bcoz I Am Both!!
Aamir 2013/01/19 17:02
Mr mod similar topic was created by me before
Engineers vs Doctors .........
but once again you made my mind fresh and i am lotpot on floor
Mr mod similar topic was created by me before
Engineers vs Doctors .........
but once again you made my mind fresh and i am lotpot on floor
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