Akpors interview PART I by Doncle 2013/01/19 06:19
Akpors interview PART I

OFFICER:- what is your name?

AKPORS:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- Tell me properly!

AKPORS:- Michael Phiri sir

OFFICER:- your father's name?

AKPORS:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- what does that mean?

AKPORS:- Moses Phiri sir

OFFICER:- your native place?

AKPORS: M.P sir

OFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum?

AKPORS:- No, Minna Port sir

OFFICER:- what is your qualification?

AKPORS:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- (angry) what is it?!

AKPORS:- Metric Pass

OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?
OFFICER: meaning?

AKPORS:- Money Problem sir

OFFICER:- what is your personality?

AKPORS:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- would you explan yourself and stop wasting my time?

AKPORS:- Monacrotic Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

AKPORS:- sir, how's my M.P?

OFFICER:- and what's that again?

AKPORS:- My Performance.

OFFICER:- M.P !

AKPORS:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!