A man lost both ears in an accient. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He consulted a Doctor far from his domain who pledged to help. After an operation, he went home and the next morning called the Doctor and yelled...
"you idiot, you gave me women's ears" Doctor replied, "but no much difference" The man exclaimed "you are wronged cos I can only hear everything though very clearly but can't understand a thing"