really funny meanings....

really funny meanings.... by Fremder_Aryan 2013/01/07 02:01
Really Funny meanings...

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in
paper with fire at one end and a
fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a
man loses his bachelor's degree
and a woman gains her
master's.

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number
present.

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody
disagrees in the end.

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of
things straight!

YAWN:
The only opportunity some
married men
ever get to open their mouths.

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their
mistakes.

DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to
hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from
the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you
are late and late when you are
early.

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand
before elections and your
confidence afterward.

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with
pills and later with his bills... :-)

hahahahahahah....