*good lawyer*

*good lawyer*

jaQui 2013/01/05 08:52

One afternoon a lawyer
was riding in his
limousine when he saw
two men along the
roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his
driver to stop and he
got out to investigate.
He asked one man,
'Why are you eating
grass?
We don't have any
money for food', the
poor man replied. 'We
have to eat grass.'
'Well, then, you can
come with me to my
house and I'll feed you,'
the lawyer said. 'But sir,
I have a wife and two
children with me. They
are over there, under
that tree.' 'Bring them
along,' the lawyer
replied.
Turning to the other
poor man he stated,
'You come with us, also.'
The second man, in a
pitiful voice, then said,
'But sir, I also have a
wife and SIX children
with me!' 'Bring them
all, as well,' the lawyer
answered.
They all entered the car,
which was no easy task,
even for a car as large
as the limousine.
Once underway, one of
the poor fellows turned
to the lawyer and said,
'Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all
of us with you.'
The lawyer replied,
'Glad to do it. You'll
really love my
place . . . . The grass is
almost a foot high!!