Quote: rahul: Clever man. . .

Quote: jacki: parks Board warden finds
an Indian man at the
Blue Lagoon with ten
shadfish in a
bucket."That's way over
the limit," he says.
"You're under
arrest.""But lahnee,
please," the man says,
"these are my pet fish
from home. Ijust bring
them down here to let
them swim free once a
week. When Iwhistle,
they all come back and
get into the bucket to
go home.""I don't
believe it." says the
warden."OK...I will show
you."The man promptly
dumps the shad into the
sea and gazes after them
asThey swim away.After
a minute, the warden
says, "OK, so how
long?""How long what?"
says the man."How long
till you call the fish
back?""What fish?"