Tattoos by jamella16 2012/11/13 08:51
A woman goes to a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out really looking good.
Then the woman instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with a "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.
As the woman getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs? She says"Oh, i'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas"
-hahaha-
A woman goes to a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out really looking good.
Then the woman instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with a "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.
As the woman getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs? She says"Oh, i'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas"
-hahaha-
Samuel099 2014/10/20 15:30
Quote: jamella16: A woman goes to a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out really looking good.
Then the woman instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with a "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.
As the woman getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs? She says"Oh, i'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas"
-hahaha-
Funny bt its somehow hmmm silend -nana-
Then the woman instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with a "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.
As the woman getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs? She says"Oh, i'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas"
-hahaha-
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