confusing letter by -Marizelle- 2012/11/02 18:52
Dear John,
I write the letter slowly because I know you can not read fast. We no longer remain in the same place as when you are away. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so we decided to pull. Unfortunately I can not give you the address because the last family the numbers summed sure that their address does not change them. This place is really cute. Here, even a washing machine, I'm just not quite sure how it works. Last week I had a bundle of clothes rods and pulled the chain. We have not retrieved clothing. The weather here is not bad at all. It only rained twice last week - the first time for three days and the second time for four days
About that coat you have asked us to send to you; Franco said it would be too heavy in the mail,so I cut off the buttons (they are in the top left pocket of the coat). Pete locked his keys in his car yesterday. We became really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning, but I have not found out what it was, so I do not know if you have a uncle or an aunt. The baby looks just like your brother. Uncle Vince fell last week in a barrel of brandy. A few men had tried to take him out but he fight them down and get drowned. We had him cremated. He burned for three days.
Three of your friends drove from a bridge with a pickup van. Johnny manage to rolled down his window and swam to safety. Your other two friends sat at the back. They drowned because they could not get the pickup van's flap open. There is not news anymore. Nothing but the ordinary happened.
Lots of love, your favorite friend.
Ps. I wanted to put in R25, but I already sealed the envelope ...
Dear John,
I write the letter slowly because I know you can not read fast. We no longer remain in the same place as when you are away. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so we decided to pull. Unfortunately I can not give you the address because the last family the numbers summed sure that their address does not change them. This place is really cute. Here, even a washing machine, I'm just not quite sure how it works. Last week I had a bundle of clothes rods and pulled the chain. We have not retrieved clothing. The weather here is not bad at all. It only rained twice last week - the first time for three days and the second time for four days
About that coat you have asked us to send to you; Franco said it would be too heavy in the mail,so I cut off the buttons (they are in the top left pocket of the coat). Pete locked his keys in his car yesterday. We became really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning, but I have not found out what it was, so I do not know if you have a uncle or an aunt. The baby looks just like your brother. Uncle Vince fell last week in a barrel of brandy. A few men had tried to take him out but he fight them down and get drowned. We had him cremated. He burned for three days.
Three of your friends drove from a bridge with a pickup van. Johnny manage to rolled down his window and swam to safety. Your other two friends sat at the back. They drowned because they could not get the pickup van's flap open. There is not news anymore. Nothing but the ordinary happened.
Lots of love, your favorite friend.
Ps. I wanted to put in R25, but I already sealed the envelope ...
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