ton tona ton :D by EpIcInCoGnItO 2012/10/29 04:46
Police Asked A Thief :
Why u Stole 3
Times In The Same Store?
Vipul Replied:
I Stole One Dress
4 My Wife & I Went To Change It
Twice..
Women u know..!!! .. -boggle-
Police Asked A Thief :
Why u Stole 3
Times In The Same Store?
Vipul Replied:
I Stole One Dress
4 My Wife & I Went To Change It
Twice..
Women u know..!!! .. -boggle-
EpIcInCoGnItO 2012/10/29 07:21
It matches -hahaha-
It matches -hahaha-
Quote: Vipul: .lol. Tere koo koi nahi mila re jokes bana ne k liye? 
Someone 2012/10/29 05:10
Quote: GrUnGePrInCe: police Asked A Thief :
Why u Stole 3
Times In The Same Store?
Vipul Replied:
I Stole One Dress
4 My Wife & I Went To Change It
Twice..
Women u know..!!! ..
.lol. Tere koo koi nahi mila re jokes bana ne k liye? Why u Stole 3
Times In The Same Store?
Vipul Replied:
I Stole One Dress
4 My Wife & I Went To Change It
Twice..
Women u know..!!! ..
EpIcInCoGnItO 2012/10/29 05:03
1 aadmi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi
ko jaga k bola : begum,
"tadap tadap kr mrna acha he ya
ek dum"
begum : "1 dum "
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Aadmi : "To phir apni dosri taang
B mere upar Rakh do!!
:-D:-P
1 aadmi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi
ko jaga k bola : begum,
"tadap tadap kr mrna acha he ya
ek dum"
begum : "1 dum "
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Aadmi : "To phir apni dosri taang
B mere upar Rakh do!!
:-D:-P
EpIcInCoGnItO 2012/10/29 05:04
Wife: (Gusse me) Aapne bola tha bina reason
sharab nahi peoonga..
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Husband: Reason hai..
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Diwaali aa rahi hai, rocket chalaneke liye khali
bottle chaahiye...
=D
Wife: (Gusse me) Aapne bola tha bina reason
sharab nahi peoonga..
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Husband: Reason hai..
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Diwaali aa rahi hai, rocket chalaneke liye khali
bottle chaahiye...
=D
EpIcInCoGnItO 2012/10/29 05:02
Dada ji :- Beta jaa pani le aa,.
1st pota :- m nhi jaa sakta game khel rha hu,
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2nd pota :- rehne do dada ji,ye to battmiz hai,
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Aap khud hi jakar le aao...!!
Dada ji :- Beta jaa pani le aa,.
1st pota :- m nhi jaa sakta game khel rha hu,
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2nd pota :- rehne do dada ji,ye to battmiz hai,
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Aap khud hi jakar le aao...!!
EpIcInCoGnItO 2012/10/29 04:48
Mahesh Aur Uski Girlfriend
Ek Din School Ke Ground Mein Bethe The
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Girlfriend Ne Kuch Sochte Hue Mahesh Se Puchha:
“ Yaar,Ye Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai? †.
Mahesh Bhi Majak Ke Mood Mein Tha Bola.
“ Kyunki, Rajnikant Ne Paan Kha
Kar Us Par Pichkari Mari Thi,
.
.
Ab Ye Mat Puchhna Ki Taj Mahal Safed Kyun Hai ?
Mahesh Aur Uski Girlfriend
Ek Din School Ke Ground Mein Bethe The
.
Girlfriend Ne Kuch Sochte Hue Mahesh Se Puchha:
“ Yaar,Ye Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai? †.
Mahesh Bhi Majak Ke Mood Mein Tha Bola.
“ Kyunki, Rajnikant Ne Paan Kha
Kar Us Par Pichkari Mari Thi,
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Ab Ye Mat Puchhna Ki Taj Mahal Safed Kyun Hai ?
EpIcInCoGnItO 2012/10/29 04:47
Teacher to Student Gul: aaj tune fir homework
kyon nahi kiya?student
Student = sir light nahi thi.
T= to mombatti jla leta.
S= sir machis nahi utha sakta tha,
T= kyun be ?
S= sir puja k ghar me rakhi thi,
T= to uthayi kyon nahi ?
S= nahaya nahi tha sir,
T- sale nahaya kyon nahi tha?
S= paani nahi tha sir.
T= abbey, paani kyon nahi tha?
S -sir motar nahi chal rahi thi.
T = Sale ab motar ko kya hua?
Student - Abbey Saale Phagla gya hai kya ....
Kutte Kamine
Kitni baar bolun Saale ki light nahi
thi.
Teacher to Student Gul: aaj tune fir homework
kyon nahi kiya?student
Student = sir light nahi thi.
T= to mombatti jla leta.
S= sir machis nahi utha sakta tha,
T= kyun be ?
S= sir puja k ghar me rakhi thi,
T= to uthayi kyon nahi ?
S= nahaya nahi tha sir,
T- sale nahaya kyon nahi tha?
S= paani nahi tha sir.
T= abbey, paani kyon nahi tha?
S -sir motar nahi chal rahi thi.
T = Sale ab motar ko kya hua?
Student - Abbey Saale Phagla gya hai kya ....
Kutte Kamine
Kitni baar bolun Saale ki light nahi
thi.
_EdGE_ 2012/10/29 12:29
hahaha 
the best one. mujhe nai pata tha ki tere ko itni acchi hindi aati hai. 
Quote: GrUnGePrInCe: Mahesh Aur Uski Girlfriend
Ek Din School Ke Ground Mein Bethe The
.
Girlfriend Ne Kuch Sochte Hue Mahesh Se Puchha:
“ Yaar,Ye Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai? †.
Mahesh Bhi Majak Ke Mood Mein Tha Bola.
“ Kyunki, Rajnikant Ne Paan Kha
Kar Us Par Pichkari Mari Thi,
.
.
Ab Ye Mat Puchhna Ki Taj Mahal Safed Kyun Hai ?
Ek Din School Ke Ground Mein Bethe The
.
Girlfriend Ne Kuch Sochte Hue Mahesh Se Puchha:
“ Yaar,Ye Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai? †.
Mahesh Bhi Majak Ke Mood Mein Tha Bola.
“ Kyunki, Rajnikant Ne Paan Kha
Kar Us Par Pichkari Mari Thi,
.
.
Ab Ye Mat Puchhna Ki Taj Mahal Safed Kyun Hai ?
hahaha the best one. mujhe nai pata tha ki tere ko itni acchi hindi aati hai.
Someone 2012/11/01 08:46
Quote: GrUnGePrInCe: Do you think I wrote the joke by myself ?
Nah... he knows you copy-pasted.
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