Short funny love story
Manal 2012/10/12 20:29
Manal 2012/10/12 20:29
Saying the right thing
After a Saturday night party the husband returned home late at night heavily drunk. Next day he woke up late with a hangover. He could hardly remember how he reached home and was scared about his wife to be angry with him. But to his utter amazement he found couple of aspirin and a glass of water beside his bed. He took the aspirin and when feeling little better, looked around. He found that his wife has laid down a fresh pair of clothes for him to wear when he wakes up. Next, he found his bedroom and the rest of the house perfectly clean and in order. Now, he is completely bewildered. He was rather expecting his wife to be angry with him after the previous night. He discovered a loving note from his wife which runs as Darling, Im sorry I have to leave early in the morning because I have to go for grocery shopping. Ill cook your favorite dinner tonight. Youll find your breakfast awaiting you in the kitchen. Now, he really started to feel weird as well as guilty. In the kitchen he found his little son having breakfast.
Man: Son, what had happened last night? I was expecting your mother to be angry with me.
Son: Dad, you came really late last night. Then you puked at the sitting room rug. It was in mess; gave yourself a black eye by colliding with the door. Then when mommy tried to undress you, you shouted- Leave me alone lady, Im married.
Moral of the story is that saying the right thing even when youre drunk can save you big time troubles.-grins-
After a Saturday night party the husband returned home late at night heavily drunk. Next day he woke up late with a hangover. He could hardly remember how he reached home and was scared about his wife to be angry with him. But to his utter amazement he found couple of aspirin and a glass of water beside his bed. He took the aspirin and when feeling little better, looked around. He found that his wife has laid down a fresh pair of clothes for him to wear when he wakes up. Next, he found his bedroom and the rest of the house perfectly clean and in order. Now, he is completely bewildered. He was rather expecting his wife to be angry with him after the previous night. He discovered a loving note from his wife which runs as Darling, Im sorry I have to leave early in the morning because I have to go for grocery shopping. Ill cook your favorite dinner tonight. Youll find your breakfast awaiting you in the kitchen. Now, he really started to feel weird as well as guilty. In the kitchen he found his little son having breakfast.
Man: Son, what had happened last night? I was expecting your mother to be angry with me.
Son: Dad, you came really late last night. Then you puked at the sitting room rug. It was in mess; gave yourself a black eye by colliding with the door. Then when mommy tried to undress you, you shouted- Leave me alone lady, Im married.
Moral of the story is that saying the right thing even when youre drunk can save you big time troubles.-grins-
Manal 2012/10/12 20:32
How to say it right
This is a story about Joe who wants to pop the big question to the woman he loves.
When Joe met Betty he immediately fell in love with her. She also seems to be enjoying his company greatly. After going around for some time Joe decides to pop the big question to Betty. Mustering all his courage one day he walks up to Betty.
Joe: UmmmBetty?
Betty: Yeah Joe
Joe: You know it is really great to be a bachelor but after a period every man needs someone in his life-who will make him feel like a hero, whom he can claim as his own, who will love him unconditionally, who will be caring and remains true to him all the time.
Joe was happy as understanding draws to Betty eyes. He started to feel elated. Then Betty nodding her head in agreement said I understand what you mean and I totally agree with you, Joe. Lets go and see where we can find a puppy for you.
Moral of the story when you have to say it dont beat around the bush. State it clear and straight. Otherwise, the other person may understand it wrong.
How to say it right
This is a story about Joe who wants to pop the big question to the woman he loves.
When Joe met Betty he immediately fell in love with her. She also seems to be enjoying his company greatly. After going around for some time Joe decides to pop the big question to Betty. Mustering all his courage one day he walks up to Betty.
Joe: UmmmBetty?
Betty: Yeah Joe
Joe: You know it is really great to be a bachelor but after a period every man needs someone in his life-who will make him feel like a hero, whom he can claim as his own, who will love him unconditionally, who will be caring and remains true to him all the time.
Joe was happy as understanding draws to Betty eyes. He started to feel elated. Then Betty nodding her head in agreement said I understand what you mean and I totally agree with you, Joe. Lets go and see where we can find a puppy for you.
Moral of the story when you have to say it dont beat around the bush. State it clear and straight. Otherwise, the other person may understand it wrong.
Manal 2012/10/12 20:34
The world is full of little funny love stories because we all do crazy things in love. Hence, we can always take time in reminiscing those moments to share a hearty laugh with our partner. It will help you fall in love with your boyfriend/girlfriend all over.....so its your turn to post any short and funny love story ...enjoy
The world is full of little funny love stories because we all do crazy things in love. Hence, we can always take time in reminiscing those moments to share a hearty laugh with our partner. It will help you fall in love with your boyfriend/girlfriend all over.....so its your turn to post any short and funny love story ...enjoy
KingFISHER 2012/10/13 16:51
truth always truth like a small piece of fire undr the bunch of straw whch may be reveal with a blaze anytime.
truth always truth like a small piece of fire undr the bunch of straw whch may be reveal with a blaze anytime.
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