*Roadblock* by jaQui 2012/10/11 15:34
policeman at a
roadblock.
'Congratulation s', said
the cop. 'Because you
are wearing your seat
belt, you have just won
R5,000 in the Arrive
Alive safety
competition'. Xolani
could hardly believe his
luck.=D/ 'What are you
going to do with your
cash?' asked the traffic
cop. 'Eish! I'm going to
get a driver's license,'
Xolani answered.
'AAUW!! Please sir, don't
listen to him sir,' yelled
Dipuo in the passenger
seat. 'He always tries to
be smart when he is
drunk!' With all this
noise, Andiswa woke up
in the back seat. He
took one look at the
cop and moaned, 'YOH!
Guys - I TOLD you,
stealing the BMW was a
bad, bad idea. WE
SHOULD HAVE TAKEN
THE RED MAZDA! BUT
YOU THINK YOU ARE
ALWAYS CLEVA!!' At
that moment, there was
a knock from the boot
and Jamaal's voice
shouted in a heavy
Nigerian accent : 'Am I
over the border yet? X_X
=))