*zulu man apply for a job at shoprite* by jaQui 2012/08/31 11:59
Biola Hoaes
My Curriculum Vityare
I am apply to my job of
security guard to you
boss, in your company
of soplite. i complete to
STD 8 exaninations
certificate in 1997, my
skool HLOMANI HIGH
SKOOL very good in
english.
i am 27 ears to be born
of age and no mallied
and no childish. my
father is dead long time
ago and my mother
mary in KWA-ZULU
NATAL country there 10
ears now, no see she so
nobody known to help
me.
my certificate is just
sitting home for itself,
but passes in
mathematics,geo
grafi ,science and all
subjects but fail in
enklish becouse of
MKHIZE teacher
teaching me is jelas of
myself. my waer
expenses cloth than
MKHIZE teacher.
i here people you want
security guards to you
company and i tell you
I AM one of that job.
experience for 2 ears , i
shot thief dead , i want
to join the company of
you and chase criminal
out with me AK47.
please consider my
application careful and
call me any time
becouse me have
celphone, i am redi for
interview with you, i am
very hornest and can
speak good english free
of charge.
please also great your
wife and child
and remember that
english is not our
mother land
thank you
Biola Hoaes
My Curriculum Vityare
I am apply to my job of
security guard to you
boss, in your company
of soplite. i complete to
STD 8 exaninations
certificate in 1997, my
skool HLOMANI HIGH
SKOOL very good in
english.
i am 27 ears to be born
of age and no mallied
and no childish. my
father is dead long time
ago and my mother
mary in KWA-ZULU
NATAL country there 10
ears now, no see she so
nobody known to help
me.
my certificate is just
sitting home for itself,
but passes in
mathematics,geo
grafi ,science and all
subjects but fail in
enklish becouse of
MKHIZE teacher
teaching me is jelas of
myself. my waer
expenses cloth than
MKHIZE teacher.
i here people you want
security guards to you
company and i tell you
I AM one of that job.
experience for 2 ears , i
shot thief dead , i want
to join the company of
you and chase criminal
out with me AK47.
please consider my
application careful and
call me any time
becouse me have
celphone, i am redi for
interview with you, i am
very hornest and can
speak good english free
of charge.
please also great your
wife and child
and remember that
english is not our
mother land
thank you
Aamir 2012/08/31 18:47
Quote: tumuhaiseallan: Le me check the dictionary-study- and find out if you know English.
Actually you didnt read the topic title :-/
amazing. .
MM2 2012/09/05 06:26
First year students of M.B.B.S were attending their 1st practicle class. They all gatherd around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
The Professor, put his fnger in dog's a** & tasted it in his own mouth. Then he told them to do the same... The students hesitated for several minutes but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's a** & tasted it.
When everyone finished,
The professor Looked at them & said: ''The most important thing is 'OBSERVATION', I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger! Now learn to "PAY ATTENTION''.
First year students of M.B.B.S were attending their 1st practicle class. They all gatherd around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
The Professor, put his fnger in dog's a** & tasted it in his own mouth. Then he told them to do the same... The students hesitated for several minutes but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's a** & tasted it.
When everyone finished,
The professor Looked at them & said: ''The most important thing is 'OBSERVATION', I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger! Now learn to "PAY ATTENTION''.
Boet 2012/09/16 20:43
On a serious note; one has to be dimwitted, extremely slow, and be able to chew gum with an open mouth to be even considered for employment in that organisation
On a serious note; one has to be dimwitted, extremely slow, and be able to chew gum with an open mouth to be even considered for employment in that organisation
English!!
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