*foot n a half*

*foot n a half* by jaQui 2012/08/28 17:48

a Traditional
Italian Marriage
Maria had just got
married and being
a traditional
Italian, she was
still a virgin. So, on
her wedding night,
staying at her
mother's house,
she was nervous.
But her mother
reassured her.

"Don't worry,
Maria. Tony's a
good man. Go
upstairs and he'll
take care of you."
So up she went.
When she got
upstairs,
Tony took off his shirt
and exposed his
hairy chest. Maria
ran downstairs to
her mother and
says, "Mama,
Mama, Tony's got a
big hairy chest."

"Don't worry,
Maria," says the
mother," all good
men have hairy
chests. Go upstairs.
He'll take good
care of you."

So, up she went
again. When she
got up in the
bedroom, Tony
took off his pants
exposing his hairy
legs.
Again, Maria
ran downstairs to
her mother. "Mama,
Mama, Tony took
off his pants and
he's got hairy
legs!"

"Don't worry. All
good men have
hairy legs.
Tony's a good man. Go
upstairs and he'll
take good care of
you."
So up she went again.
When she got up
there,
Tony took off his
socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria
saw this, she ran
downstairs.
"Mama, Mama,
Tony's got a foot
and a half!"

"Stay here and stir
the pasta," says
the mother. "This
is a job for Mama."
-haha3-