*brave soldier*
jaQui 2012/07/24 12:47
If you don't know GOD,
don't make stupid
remarks!!!!!!
A young Canadian
paratrooper was taking
some college courses
between assignments.
He had completed 3
tours of duty in
Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the
Canadian Civil
Liberties Association
(CCLA).
One day the professor
shocked the class when
he came in.
He looked to the ceiling
and flatly stated, "GOD,
if you are real,
then I want you to
knock me off this
platform... I'll give you
exactly 15 min."
The lecture room fell
silent. You could hear a
pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD,
I'm still waiting."
It got down to the
last couple of minutes when the soldier got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him clean off
the platform. The
professor was out cold.
The young soldier went
back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken,
looked at the soldier
and asked,
"What in the world is
the matter with you?
Why did you do that?"
The young soldier stood
up and calmly replied,
"GOD was too busy
today protecting
soldiers, who are
protecting your right to say stupid shxt and act like an idiot.
So He sent me."
The classroom erupted
in cheers!
jaQui 2012/07/24 12:47If you don't know GOD,
don't make stupid
remarks!!!!!!
A young Canadian
paratrooper was taking
some college courses
between assignments.
He had completed 3
tours of duty in
Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the
Canadian Civil
Liberties Association
(CCLA).
One day the professor
shocked the class when
he came in.
He looked to the ceiling
and flatly stated, "GOD,
if you are real,
then I want you to
knock me off this
platform... I'll give you
exactly 15 min."
The lecture room fell
silent. You could hear a
pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD,
I'm still waiting."
It got down to the
last couple of minutes when the soldier got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him clean off
the platform. The
professor was out cold.
The young soldier went
back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken,
looked at the soldier
and asked,
"What in the world is
the matter with you?
Why did you do that?"
The young soldier stood
up and calmly replied,
"GOD was too busy
today protecting
soldiers, who are
protecting your right to say stupid shxt and act like an idiot.
So He sent me."
The classroom erupted
in cheers!
brightsquare 2012/07/24 14:22
Abraham lincoin once qvoted_ i can see how it might be poSsible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist. But i cannot conceived how he could look up into the heavens and say there is no God.
Abraham lincoin once qvoted_ i can see how it might be poSsible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist. But i cannot conceived how he could look up into the heavens and say there is no God.
Extraterrestrial 2012/07/24 14:30
Cool story. Committing an act of violence in god's name is always the best way to prove that he exists.
Cool story. Committing an act of violence in god's name is always the best way to prove that he exists.
Extraterrestrial 2012/07/24 18:49
KingFISHER: ALLAH is omnipotent,omnipresent and omniscient.
I think this story is about the Christian god. ALLAH wouldn't be defending those infidel US marines.
Ur so kind...
jaQui 2012/07/24 20:23
get a life! Its not the story but the moral behind the story....
Extraterrestrial: I think this story is about the Christian god. ALLAH wouldn't be defending those infidel US marines.
get a life! Its not the story but the moral behind the story....
Kumz,,,
Extraterrestrial 2012/07/29 12:10
Oh i got the moral of the story. Actually, that comment wasn't posted by me personally. Pikkiwoki, the Papua New Guinean mud god made me do it. If you have any issues with my comment, take it up with Pikkiwoki - mud be upon his name.
Oh i got the moral of the story. Actually, that comment wasn't posted by me personally. Pikkiwoki, the Papua New Guinean mud god made me do it. If you have any issues with my comment, take it up with Pikkiwoki - mud be upon his name.
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