*public bus*

*public bus*

jaQui 2012/07/09 10:20

A lady gets on a public
bus. Without saying a
word, she gestures to the
bus driver by sticking
her thumb on her nose
and waving her fingers
at the driver.
The driver
acknowledges the lady,
turns to her and uses
both hands in the same
type of gesture
and waves all his fingers
at her.
The woman holds her
right arm out at the
driver and chops at it a
few times with her left
hand.
Then the driver puts his
left hand on his right
bicep and jerks his right
arm up in a fist at her.
The woman then cups
both of her hands under
her breasts and lifts
gently.
So the driver places
both of his hands at his
crotch and gently lifts
up.
Then the woman
frowns, runs a finger up
between her derriere,
and gets off the bus.
There is another woman
sitting in the front row
of the bus who
witnessed the whole
exchange.
She speaks up, "That
was the most disgusting
thing I have ever seen
on a public bus! What
the
hell were you doing?"
"Listen lady," states the
gruff bus driver, "the
lady that got on the bus
before was a deaf-mute.
She asked me if the bus
went to 5th Street. I said
no, we go to 10th
Street. She asked if we
make many stops. I told
her that this was the
express. She asked if we
go by the dairy, and I
told her we go by the
ballpark.
She said "Shxt, I'm on
the wrong bus!" and got
off."

jaQui 2012/07/09 10:22
> /smiley