*drunk or....?* by jaQui 2012/07/08 18:45
A completely inebriated
man was stumbling
down the street with
one foot on the curb
and one foot in the
gutter.
A cop pulled up and
said, "I've got to take
you in, pal. You're
obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked,
"Officer, are ya
absolutely sure I'm
drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure,"
said the copper. "Let's
go."
Breathing a sigh of
relief, the wino said,
"Thank goodness, I
thought I was crippled.
"(O_o)/