*daffodil fever*

*daffodil fever* by jaQui 2012/05/27 16:51
A big shot attorney
had to spend a
couple of days in
the hospital.
He was a royal pain to the nurses because he
bossed them around just like he did his
staff.
None of the hospital
staff wanted to
have anything to
do with him.
The head nurse
was the only one
who could stand up
to him.
She came into his room
and announced, "I
have to take your
temperature."
After complaining
for several
minutes, he finally
settled down,
crossed his arms
and opened his
mouth.
"No, I'm sorry," the
nurse stated, "but
for this reading,
I can't use an oral
thermometer."
This started another
round of complaining but eventually he
rolled over and
bared his behind.

After feeling the
nurse insert the
thermometer, he
heard her announce,
"I have to get something.
Now you stay JUST
LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She left the door
to his room open
on her way out.
He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past
his door, laughing.....

After about 20
minutes, the man's
doctor came into
the room.
"What's going on
here?" asked the
doctor.
Angrily, the man
answered, "What's
the matter, Doc?
Haven't you ever seen
someone having
their temperature
taken?"
After a pause, the
doctor confessed..... "Not with a Daffodil."
-haha3-