Poor Woman by 0_o 2012/05/07 22:42
Dear God,

Yesterday was an awful day for me..

My husband ran off with his secretary.
My son pierced his eyebrow.
My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head.
My dog mated with the neighbours cat.
My neighbour sold her house to a mental institution.
My Mom told me I was adopted.
My boss told me I was laid off.
My sister was arrested for prostitution.
My house has termites.
My car was stolen.
All that came in the mail was bills.
A plane crash landed on my garage.
OJ Simpson came to my door selling rug cleaner.
And my TV blew.

Lord, please be with me today.

I was able to live through all that misery yesterday. And I will be able to make it through anything today!

But please.... DON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER!
Aamir 2012/05/08 07:34
Pray for yourself /smiley
TemPEST 2012/05/09 01:47
A woman with pc isn't poor
aprillia 2012/05/09 09:19
shes not poor bt shes unlucky.
EpIcInCoGnItO 2012/05/11 11:13
/smiley man this a heap of problem you wont ever be able to solve-hahaha-
rustom 2012/05/13 08:58
: not care :
aniesco 2012/05/14 13:07
Wow..o sorry for all that.
withney 2013/10/06 12:20
Wow lots of problem
_ShAnE_StArK_ 2013/10/15 15:41
Sorry.
_X-AJAY 2013/10/16 05:03
luck hsbeen writen by tearnes.
~SaIRa khAN~ 2013/10/17 15:54
./smiley
~SaIRa khAN~ 2013/10/17 15:55
.bang.
~SaIRa khAN~ 2013/10/17 15:57
:blea:.
~SaIRa khAN~ 2013/10/17 15:59
b/smiley
S-ALI.RAZA 2013/12/29 01:34
.prank. I don,now'
_ShAnE_StArK_ 2015/05/28 07:45
Lol...lol.
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