INTERVIEW PALAVA



Officer What is your name?

Candidate M P. Sir.

Officer Tell me properly.

Candidate Modape Pakurumo Sir.

Officer Your fathers name?

Candidate M P. Sir.

Officer What does that mean?

Candidate Moshood Pakurumo Sir.

Officer Your native place.

Candidate M P. Sir.

Officer Is it Makurdi Purum?

Candidate No, Minna Port Sir.

Officer What Is Your Qualification?

Candidate M P. Sir.

Officer (Angrily) What is it?

Candidate Metric Pass.

Officer So why do you need a job?

Candidate M P sir.

Officer Meaning?

Candidate Money problem sir

Officer What's your personality?

Candidate MP sir.

Officer Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?

Candidate Monacrotic personality.

Officer I see. I will get back to you.

Candidate So sir, how's my MP?

Officer And what's that again?

Candidate My performance.

Officer MP!!!

Candidate Meaning?

Officer Mental Problem.teeth.