Johnny Arithmetic by Okikiola 2012/04/19 17:46
ARITHMETIC
Four year old Johnny was very good at Arithmetic.
His parents were showing him off as usual at a party when Mrs John (a family friend) decided to test him.
'What is 2 + 3 Johnny?' Mrs John asked.
Johnny counts 2 fingers on one hand, another 3 fingers on his other hand and says '2+3 = 5'
'And what is 7 + 2?' 'Nine' says Johnny after checking his fingers.
'Ok' says Mrs John 'now don't count ur fingers, can you put your hands in your pocket and tell us what 5 + 5 is?'
Johnny reluctantly puts his hands in his pockets and wriggles trying hard to bring his hands together inside his trouser.
After a while, with smirk on his face, said, '5 + 5 is equal to 11'
HOW COME? Can you tell why he said 11.teeth.
ARITHMETIC
Four year old Johnny was very good at Arithmetic.
His parents were showing him off as usual at a party when Mrs John (a family friend) decided to test him.
'What is 2 + 3 Johnny?' Mrs John asked.
Johnny counts 2 fingers on one hand, another 3 fingers on his other hand and says '2+3 = 5'
'And what is 7 + 2?' 'Nine' says Johnny after checking his fingers.
'Ok' says Mrs John 'now don't count ur fingers, can you put your hands in your pocket and tell us what 5 + 5 is?'
Johnny reluctantly puts his hands in his pockets and wriggles trying hard to bring his hands together inside his trouser.
After a while, with smirk on his face, said, '5 + 5 is equal to 11'
HOW COME? Can you tell why he said 11.teeth.
Okikiola 2012/04/22 12:54
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You got it-ha- he counted his ___
Shanna 2012/04/28 15:41
Quote: 1r0n-m0us3: Well his... u know... his.... I mean he touched his ..... u know what!
no i dnt knw wat. . . . .wat?
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