Johnny Arithmetic
Okikiola 2012/04/19 17:46
ARITHMETIC
Four year old Johnny was very good at Arithmetic.
His parents were showing him off as usual at a party when Mrs John (a family friend) decided to test him.
'What is 2 + 3 Johnny?' Mrs John asked.
Johnny counts 2 fingers on one hand, another 3 fingers on his other hand and says '2+3 = 5'
'And what is 7 + 2?' 'Nine' says Johnny after checking his fingers.
'Ok' says Mrs John 'now don't count ur fingers, can you put your hands in your pocket and tell us what 5 + 5 is?'
Johnny reluctantly puts his hands in his pockets and wriggles trying hard to bring his hands together inside his trouser.
After a while, with smirk on his face, said, '5 + 5 is equal to 11'
HOW COME? Can you tell why he said 11.teeth.
Okikiola 2012/04/19 17:46ARITHMETIC
Four year old Johnny was very good at Arithmetic.
His parents were showing him off as usual at a party when Mrs John (a family friend) decided to test him.
'What is 2 + 3 Johnny?' Mrs John asked.
Johnny counts 2 fingers on one hand, another 3 fingers on his other hand and says '2+3 = 5'
'And what is 7 + 2?' 'Nine' says Johnny after checking his fingers.
'Ok' says Mrs John 'now don't count ur fingers, can you put your hands in your pocket and tell us what 5 + 5 is?'
Johnny reluctantly puts his hands in his pockets and wriggles trying hard to bring his hands together inside his trouser.
After a while, with smirk on his face, said, '5 + 5 is equal to 11'
HOW COME? Can you tell why he said 11.teeth.
Okikiola 2012/04/22 12:54
1r0n-m0us3: Well his... u know... his.... I mean he touched his ..... u know what! 
You got it-ha- he counted his ___
Shanna 2012/04/28 15:41
1r0n-m0us3: Well his... u know... his.... I mean he touched his ..... u know what!
no i dnt knw wat. . . . .wat?
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